Window to weight gain

Well, I have spent a whole week now deliberately eating more in an effort to put some weight on. I feel so FULL all the time. I’m basically eating every hour now, whether it’s a cereal bar or a milkshake or another ceral bar or some crisps or an apple or my lunch or my dinner.

To be honest, I’m not sure it’s going to make all that much difference. I’m eating pretty much as much as I can and it isn’t that much more than I was eating before, given that I’ve always been a greedy bastard.

We shall have to wait and see (I almost put ‘weight and see’ then, boom boom!). Maybe I’ll be a buff, bronzed adonis in a couple of weeks. Or a skinny wretch with a pot belly.