I'm now an avid sports fan

I've been watching a couple of recordings we made of the Olympics recently, specifically of the diving. We didn't record it for the sport you understand, we recorded it because it's the best event for tanned young males wearing the tiniest possible speedos.

And my God, Thomas Finchum is soooo good looking. He's just yummy.

So now I am obviously a full on sports fan, to the point where I may even try to get tickets for the 2012 Olympics. Why didn't anyone tell me sport could be so interesting?